Maybe That's Not Safe

Maybe That's Not Safe

By: Carter and Will

ACT 1

SCENE 1

Scene: 9:00 am Friday morning. Mom is blow drying her hair (she's pregnant so it's perfectly fine that she's still getting ready at 9:00 am). Carter and Will are innocently playing in their bedroom.

Blow dryer turns off.

WILL: Yay!

CARTER: Will, maybe this hammock isn't very safe.

WILL: Why? (Long pause) I'm getting in.

Enter Mom.

MOM: Will!!!!!! Stop!

WILL: Why?

MOM: This isn't safe. Is this a hammock? Look. (Mom shoves her hand in the hammock and it springs off the bed post.)

WILL: Oh.

MOM: It can work for your stuffed animals. (Will laughs.)

CARTER:Let's do it again.

WILL: Yes!!!!!!!

MOM (voice over): Well, at least we don't have to go to the hospital today...yet.

Just Like Dad

This little boy got up, ate breakfast, and got dressed. It took him about five minutes to put on his belt and tuck his shirt all the way in. It was totally worth it, because in the end he looked "just like Dad." I'm sure his dad would agree that t-shirts must be completely tucked in and that pants should be worn as high as they can reach.